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A mental disorder chracterised by great difficulty in using social media for its intended purpose, instead choosing to share too much personal information in an inappropriare forum.
Recentlt divorced Debbie has just finished feeding her 7 cats when she decides to post "Someone told me you're too pretty to be single, and I said 'No, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on and treated like shit'".
Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.
Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.
by KinksJT December 04, 2015
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020