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The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 09, 2009
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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A severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. Often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.
Man it sucks I ran out of internet quota and I'm going to have a massive internetboner til the next month clocks over.
by allstar88 January 01, 2015
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