by GrizzlyAdams78 December 03, 2009
When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 22, 2015
epic shit, preferably performed by men at Niagara Wheatfield High School during gym. Must be at least 6'5'' to occur
Intercepting a hike is done when Grant takes a hike from the other team in the championship game and returns it for a touchdown
by G Moneyyyyy November 13, 2010
When you feel you probably got a diarrhea and dont want to shit for hours and have stomach crams and feel sick, you can intercept the diarrhea. All you need is to make an enema to get the "diarrhea shit" out quickly. Then your diarrhea is over within a few minutes.
Joe: Hey bill, how are you?
Bill: Well joe, I am great. Early at morning i felt sick and thought I probably got the shit so i decided to intercept it.
Joe: Intercept?
Bill: Yes, Intercept. "To intercept a diarrhea" means if you think you got the shit, you just do an enema to end it quickly!
Joe: Oh wow. Good idea.
Bill: Well joe, I am great. Early at morning i felt sick and thought I probably got the shit so i decided to intercept it.
Joe: Intercept?
Bill: Yes, Intercept. "To intercept a diarrhea" means if you think you got the shit, you just do an enema to end it quickly!
Joe: Oh wow. Good idea.
by Sir Asbestos March 01, 2020
I had diarrhea yesterday but i managed to intercept it
„to intercept a diarrhea means doing an enema to end a diarrhea quickly“, joe said and smiled
„to intercept a diarrhea means doing an enema to end a diarrhea quickly“, joe said and smiled
by le alvin March 01, 2020
by Xdank_math_teacherX February 01, 2018
When your hitting on a girl and one of your friends comes and takes her with a better pick up line than yours......
by HonkyGurlSwag573 December 30, 2020