A team who is extremely racist and can not succeed in seria a

The new guy or gal in the office, in which everyone else uses him/her for pity favors.

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Any one of those thousands of "friends" you may have made on any number of social media sites (Instagram, Facebook,......and yes even Myspace) that you have never met or will probably never meet, but claim as a buddy because they "liked" your pictures and or "followed" you.

A soccer club owned by a playboy retired soccer player who hasn’t attacked any big name players and had a shitty stadium built that looks like a D-3 college football field. Also they ain’t from Miami either, these dumb fucks come from Fort Lauderdale.

A phenology in which the son and father are sexually synchronous and externalize their attraction to each other cacophonously by fighting over the son's mother (oedipal conflict).

The inter-oedipal conflict is resolved amicably if the son shares his own reproductive partner with his father.

Also called the anti-oedipus.

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