1) No pun intended, but, I just pooped myself.
2) No pun intended, but this sentance will not make any sense.
2) No pun intended, but this sentance will not make any sense.
by Fat Josh January 13, 2009
As the turtle and rabbit raced off in a racecar and robbed little 8-year-old Jamie of his pants,they called to him,"You lost your pants,kiddo,but keep your shirt on-pun intended!"
As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"
As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"
by JMC70 August 04, 2017
Girl: No eww intended but i think Aunt Flo is here
Boy: omg, was this necessary for me to know?
Girl: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Boy: WTF!
Boy: omg, was this necessary for me to know?
Girl: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Boy: WTF!
by royhanks3 November 21, 2008
When a completely heterosexual person does something that may sound homosexual or relating to homosexuality but is not meant to be taken that way, you say no homo intended
guy 1: dude, just give it to me already
guy 2: wow that was really gay
guy 1: no homo intended
guy 2: oh alright, never mind then
guy 2: wow that was really gay
guy 1: no homo intended
guy 2: oh alright, never mind then
by jgorski2595 October 10, 2010
What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement
Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."
When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."
When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
by fresair April 13, 2011
A phrase put in the title and/or description section of youtube videos by incredibly stupid people who don’t understand how copyright laws actually work. The phrase makes no logical sense because it directly contradicts their action of uploading content which they aren't the copyright holder of.
By analogy, according to people who use the phrase, someone should be able to shoot them in the head while yelling “NO HARM/MURDER/MANSLAUGHTER INTENDED!” and get away with it.
By analogy, according to people who use the phrase, someone should be able to shoot them in the head while yelling “NO HARM/MURDER/MANSLAUGHTER INTENDED!” and get away with it.
by cbauersc December 12, 2009
An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.
Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.
Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.
Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards
*not intended to be a factual statement
*not intended to be a factual statement
by dbrow127 April 14, 2011