Urban Dictionary: Insurrected

A word Don Jr pulled out of his arse while chopped on Adderall and moaning how ppl are unfair to him.

Daddy said I am too big to sit in his knee like Ivanka does.

Why does my gf look like an older ruffer version of my stepmom?

If daddy truly loves me why has he never insurrected my arse

by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021

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To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.

John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.

by Filthy Sally March 28, 2005

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What happens to your penis and scrotum when you jump into a cold pool, bathtub, or bucket of ice.

Tim: Gary, why won't you jump in the ice pond?

Gary: Because I feel the insurrection is eminent.

by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011

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Insurrection

A revolt against legal and government authority in an effort to overthrow the government.

The President was impeached because it was believed he had encouraged the insurrection.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

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The exact opposite of an erection; when your penis burrows up into your body

I was so grossed out by her sores on her vagina that I had an insurrection.

by legrue2000 April 15, 2021

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Star Trek: Insurrection - the movie that ended the franchise. The biggest disappointment in Star Trek history. Turned away all the fans that still believed after Star Trek: First Contact. After this, nobody even bothered with Star Trek: Nemesis.

Star Trek: Insurrection, was even a bigger disappointment than the Star Wars prequels.

by Robert Shawn January 07, 2004

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a kick ass band that will rock your fucking socks off. yeah. thats right.

dude, insurrection fucking kicked last night.

by Mike Samuels (not really) April 08, 2005

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