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To cheat on your partner preemptively, in order to not feel quite as bad when they inevitably turn out to be capable of the same.
I've just split up from the missus after she slept with my brother. But it's fine, I insurance cheated with her cousin at her best friends wedding when we first met. And I didn't use anything either.
by dinnum2010 January 04, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018