Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.
“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”
by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017
Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003
instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'
by enjuneer December 24, 2003
Umm, sorry actually Instant Karma was released ten years before Lennon was shot.
Great song! Go Lennon!
Great song! Go Lennon!
by Sarajane August 20, 2004
I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!
by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003
Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."
*Sending to Tracy*
Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"
*Sending to Tracy*
Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"
by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012