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the era of time in which an Instagram user experiences a rapid increase in likes per picture on each of their posts. The Instaissance Era is generally followed by a dramatic increase in posts by the user and concludes with a steady decline in likes per picture as posts become repetitive and mediocre.
Dude: "Wow, ever since Jenny got hot she's been getting a fuck-ton of likes on all her IG pics."
Chick: "Yeah, we've fersure entered her Instaissance Era."
Chick: "Yeah, we've fersure entered her Instaissance Era."
by cpv_13 March 02, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011