You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods