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When a man marries a woman who already has children.
So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?

Dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids.

3 kids!!??!!

Yeah he got an Insta-Family!
by The Real Tron 12345 November 24, 2008
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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The result of having three or more children at once.
Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.
by raymo03 July 05, 2007
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