What is life's greatest illusion: Innocence my brother

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

I lost my innocence while doing random word on the urbandictionary

its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass

I joined this one chat...and i will never be the same. My innocence is gone

There never lived an innocent human being, so there never was any innocence to shatter.

Friend 1: "dude, I just heard about this great website called tumblr.com!"
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."