The best friend you could ever ask for. Always makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Gives the best advice out of anyone. You never want to leave their side when you get the chance. You don’t realise how great life can be until you get an Inka.

An Inka can come in all shapes and sizes but they are incredibly beautiful and sporty. They give the best advice in any situation. If you don’t take their advice everything ends up shit.

Inka is very intelligent and pretty. They are friends with anyone that moves. An Inka likes her affection to be shared but people tend to be jealous. Inka is..
Brave
Amazing

Loving
Loyal
Batshit crazy

Awesome
Talented

1. A crazy, lovable, smart, funny, and beautiful person.

2. A good friend

3. Mismatching socks

a person with really nice shoulders.

Best drink ever!! made in Peru of course. It is a yellow, sweet, refreshing drink created around the 1900's by Mr. José R. Lindley. It's part of peruvian history and pride.
Tastes way better than any other coke, that's for sure.

Always late or last minute, pragmatical and charming

Not taking the straight, but the scenic route!

while your taking a dump, when your poop plops into the water and the water flies up and hit your butt hole..

Scat addiction