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Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
by jeffrey is soooooo crunchy July 25, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Mother: " OMG! Little Timmy's face is gone!"
Father: " Oh dont worry his face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: " Thank God, that could have been much worse."
Father: " Oh dont worry his face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: " Thank God, that could have been much worse."
by jeffrey is soooooo crunchy July 25, 2011