Hidden inflation, such as when a restauant serves smaller portions, instead of raising its prices. Since the reamains the same, it's not easily seen by the untrained eye; it's hidden like a Ninja. But the inflation is surely there!
Friend A: "Heyyyy, wait a minute...didn't this dinner entre used to always come with 3 pork chops? I've only been getting 2 now for a while...but at the same price as before..."

Friend B: "Yeah, man...that is called NINJA INFLATION!!!"
by ConManipulation January 24, 2014
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when a girl other than your own arouses your interest.

a jealousy issue involving a friends significant other, making your girl seem less valuable.
dude: my girl is fly, but tom's girl gives me a case of wang inflation.
by jimcrist July 21, 2008
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This is the opposite of a golden parachute. When someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la Steven Slater, JetBlue flight attendant.
His employers were nuts; he didn't wait for the Golden Parachute and took the Inflatable Exit instead!
by fallegirl August 11, 2010
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The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance
The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.
by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010
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A way nicer word for an inflatable doll.
Tim: This guy is so ugly. He'll never have sex.
Matt: Well, maybe with his inflatable girlfriend...
by bavarianguy November 19, 2009
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Term referring to person(s) who have seen, accomplished and achieved little in life, but are under the false impression that they are high and mighty. They probably are high and likely mighty to few that they SERVE but certainly haven't got the know how to do things beyond their own fantasy world that they live in.

Those 'people' better recognize if they mess with the bull, they will get the horn.
Did you see that group of people who think they rule the world when in fact they just run a very widely KNOWN underground bootlegging run dumb.

Yeah, those bitches have inflated egos and either need to be put in their place of stfu.
by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015
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Cum inflation is when a male/female (mostly in fiction) are ejaculated into in such great volume that their stomachs start to distend/expand. This can be done orally, vaginal, or anal.

This tends to happen mostly in hentai and furry pornography due to it's impossibility in real life. It is also common that the person's breasts and buttocks start to swell (inflate) with semen as well. This is due to the highly fetishised nature of the subject matter.
"Hay tomson! Do you see this crazy picture that I've found on the internet, it looks like a Fox man with a huge penis is cumming into a huge pregnant girl!"

"She's not pregnant, it is a Cum Inflation picture!"
by Cleverfoxman May 12, 2014
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