AKA Young Cub, a teenage member of the bear community. Usually is just beginning to grow his "fur."
I'm 15 so I'm only an infant bear.
by Skyler13 July 05, 2008
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A term used describing a person, generally a male who makes a habit of going after younger girls, especially in his teenage years
Of Caribbean and West Indian Influence, originating specifically from the Cayman Islands
"Ricky you need to stop dating 14 year old girls you are a real infant killer"

"I would date her but I don't want to be an infant killer"
by KYSeaman345 November 04, 2017
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in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.
Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!
by Wreckabot September 27, 2018
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A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .
Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )
by Eliza Nic December 09, 2019
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1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.
by Mrchace October 11, 2008
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A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.
Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry
by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004
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The edgiest death metal shit to graze to the surface of semi-popular music. If you enjoy hearing an edgelord scream about killing children and raping nuns, this is the band for you. In the bands defense, they are probably so fucked up because they were touched as children.

The band is also known for the use of their shit Ibanez guitars (made out of plywood) and their mediocre, run-of-the-mill death metal guitar playing.
I love listening to Infant Annihilator as I cut myself and drink bleach before ramming a massive dildo up my gaping asshole. I then enjoy deepthroating my father's penis while listening to Infant Annihilator's best song, "Decapitation Fornication." My favorite lyrics are.

"Slow and with formality I’m obsessively
stabbing you. The blood is drowning you as you gargle and you spew."

Something about that just gets me hard when I'm done jerking off to gay dog porn.
by MusicCritic2016 May 19, 2016
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