Real tears. 'Trail of Tears' tears. As in, 'no casino in the world can make up for what they did to our land' tears.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

"to shed an Indian tear" is to shed one tear only, out of either eye

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.