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The look of horrified surprise caused by being poked from behind by a phallic object, most often the penis of an Indian.
Right as the picture was taken, a smiling Kumar brandished his penis and poked Megan in the back. Although she could barely feel it, she still experienced an Indian Surprise that she will not soon forget!
by a3 October 04, 2007
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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