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A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.
Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.
Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.
*Tomorrow*
Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.
Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.
Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.
*Tomorrow*
Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.
Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.
Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
by DragynScales January 17, 2015
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015