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Combination of 'incest' and 'nepotism.' Separately these words either mean 'having a physical relationship with a family member' or 'giving preference in the work force to family members.' By combining the two we now have what is known as Incepotism- Two persons that are closely related, becoming just a little too close to each other. It could be anything from step-siblings always bumping into each other as one is leaving the bathroom in a towel immediately after showering, or two sister-in-laws frequently grabbing a drink at that lesbian bar just down the street from the softball diamond. Incepotism leads to incest, it's like stage 1 of cancer. . . . it can get worse.
Carlos: Hey Juan, did our wives join that softball team because they're trying to lose weight?
Juan: Yeah I don't know man, it would make sense because they have been spending a lot of time together at hot yoga. Aunt Jackie said something about incepotism, but I don't speak Latin.
Juan: Yeah I don't know man, it would make sense because they have been spending a lot of time together at hot yoga. Aunt Jackie said something about incepotism, but I don't speak Latin.
by Jerr Bear April 12, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011