something those annoying little asian bitches always say and then giggle a lot after words. its very annoying.

In A Gadda Da Vida (drunk for "In the Garden of Eden") is an early heavy metal tune that became a classic solely through its sheer, mind-numbing length and incomprehensability. At the time, this was confused for mysticism.

The lyrics are but a few mere lines of sticky sweet romanticism, totally at odds with constipated metal vocals -- the latter of which were appropriate for the time and genre, the former of which would not be appropriate under any circumstances.

A baseline and accompanying rhythm guitar that was probably funky to white boys back in those days starts the tune. For added zip the organist helps the drummer out jazzcat style.

After singing the first repetition of the lyrics, which, it must be noted, are themselves repetitive, the lead singer improvises a little with a flourished "Please take my hand!" followed by a feeling-the-moment exclamation of "guitar!"

This is of course followed by an organ solo.

What evolves from there can only be described these days as a bad horror movie incidental score, punctuated by a one man drum circle and an interperative two-finger organ recital of "We Three Kings of Orient Are."

The song wraps up with a nearly identical iteration of the lyrics. This is an important feature of the song, because, although numerous parodies have spawned over the days, perhaps the funniest thing you can do with it is carefully dub a second copy seamlessly onto the end of the first, and then a third, and so on to the length of the longest recording media you can possibly find.

The end product has the effect of driving aged stoners (the only kind you can persuade to listen to it) stark raving mad. They cannot figure out whether the song is just dragging on like they remembered it from years ago, or whether they are just really, really baked. After about a half hour (which is well under twice the length of the original song) tension levels in the room will start to rise, and you can have fun placing bets on which of them will decide they have had enough first.

In the car stereo business, it means two ten inch subwoofers installed in a sealed box.

26 June is nut ina homie day I mean say less

A Goodbye

A phrase frequently used by most Filipinos when they are mad.

Puke - Pussy
ng - of
ina - a mother
naman - "it is"
brad! - BRO!

The road project that won't be done until March 2019! It will create more lanes on the freeway without stopping for a train, which will make it look like Twin Peaks when it's done! Jack In The Box closed due to the construction and Donut Wheel is not getting enough business either!
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"