Urban Dictionary: In-Commandant

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

by JKD February 24, 2003

When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.

"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"

"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"

by bluebomber August 23, 2011

When you cringe so hard you put your pointer and middle finger to your temple

"That was so cringey I commandered"
*Sees furry* *Commanders*

by Scrub Lord248 August 25, 2018

to be designed and developed

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Hierarchical military structure, by rank, on how orders and complaints are filed and petitioned.

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." -Jayne Cobb -

by Archidamus December 13, 2009