The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)
by biscuit bega December 31, 2005
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A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.
He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.
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be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions
In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,
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The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!
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To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.
1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.
by TheBinford5000 December 03, 2011
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The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
by FischerBoom1 May 19, 2011
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Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.

These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
Counter-Strike: Commands at work

Round 1

-T rushes-

-T sees Ct at spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: wtf

Round 2

-T rushes spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: omfg

Round 3

-T buys awp-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: WTF GAY NOOB
by Ranger Elite March 06, 2006
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