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Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
by Dumpology September 19, 2010
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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