A retard

The man with the best smile in the world. He is sexy without any effort and merely thinking about him will make you very horny.
If you have a Nick as a boyfriend or a husband then you are extremely lucky as he is also very sweet. Your friends may not understand what you see in him, but they are simply blind.

If you are a Nick then you are a lucky fellow. You have enough confidence to negate all of your flaws if you have any. You do not need to be tall, dark and handsome in the traditional sense to be intensely attractive. Never question the power.

The act of being the best, at everything.

One with the ability to convice a teacher he is not doing work when in actual fact he is doing more and better quality work than most of the class.

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

The one that I love.

Nick. He is sweet like a peach and easy to love. He’s nice and will make a conversation better by joining into it. You will definitely want to be his friend. If you find a nick don’t let him go.

to bleed from the anus in a bucket then dump the bucket on someone screaming 'anus attack'