by MJ123 July 06, 2006
To prematurely ejaculate when in contact with a female. Contact doesn't have to be explicit. It can occur by just looking at a female or even just smelling her pheromones. Usually occurs when a male has not had any physical contact with a female for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: "Man I got a whiff of this girls scent and I pocketed."
Guy 2: "Damn man, I once pocketed when a girl walked into the room."
Guy 2: "Damn man, I once pocketed when a girl walked into the room."
by goatmanniz January 09, 2020
When something you saw recently on t.v. occurs near or around you.It doesn't have to be t.v., mabey an inside joke between friends and then it is said on t.v. or by an unaware person. The term implies that wherever this 'pocket' occurs,i.e. t.v., was in your pocket and heared you joking earlier
Garrett:Bro, that little girl looks like Strawberry Shortcake!
Mecca:I know, right?...
...then 5 minutes later they walk inside and Strawberry Shortcake is on t.v. because Mecca's neice is watching it.
Garrett and Mecca:WHAT UP POCKET!!!!!
Mecca:I know, right?...
...then 5 minutes later they walk inside and Strawberry Shortcake is on t.v. because Mecca's neice is watching it.
Garrett and Mecca:WHAT UP POCKET!!!!!
by LURKLURK July 23, 2008
In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
by sciflyer.25 May 06, 2014
A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016
Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.
by picklestein October 21, 2016