by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005
An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.
“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
by Superfledge February 11, 2018
My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!
Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!
Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!
by Burtnlovely May 30, 2011
by railmeamber June 20, 2018
the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn
after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.
by krupabot February 16, 2014