Urban Dictionary: In The Post

An excuse to create other genres of music.

Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"

Me: "Get the fuck out."

by Arking Nerdenheimer February 25, 2009

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 03, 2010

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by californiachic December 04, 2009

A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.

I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.

by Q-Y January 24, 2005

for a female to ejaculate all over a hookup's bed, usually leaving an embarrassing stain

Dude, she totally Posted all over my sheets!

by pooooooooooost February 03, 2010

A solid object that Is consistently struck by Adam Kempner during football matches

It’s kempner!! Oh he’s hit the fucking post again!

by Bickfordtown August 31, 2019

used to describe something bizarre or paradoxical that contains characteristics of postmodernism or post-postmodernism

"Hey man, have you seen that picture of the black dude with the huge swastika tattoo on his chest? That shit is post!"