A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.

This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.

'In My Orifice' may also be used.

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"

go somewhere private to do drugs with me, especially drugs that are snorted

To go to the restroom and drop some dung

Used immediately after "you're fired" (or the like) to signify that the sayee has assumed the boss position of the immediate locale and, therefore, should be properly respected.

Only team leaders and wankers may use this phrase.

Coined by !phil

Basically telling someone that they aren't on your level, and they need to go somewhere else until they are.