Urban Dictionary: In MY face

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.

"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."

by jessie4000 June 07, 2006

A: Yo bitch you just got fucked up cause you suck D

B: Watch yourself faggot, say that to my face.

by OnlineGamer November 10, 2010

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn November 21, 2015

by xmeddlerx May 22, 2018

by plinio_desce December 02, 2008

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face

Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far

by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010