The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

The act of ejaculating so hard inside of a woman's vagina that she and everything withing a 5000 mile radius implodes upon impact. The result of the implosion is an endless void of nothingness and death for all eternity. However, the user of this ancient technique is not harmed while in the process of an Arabian Implosion. The technique was created in Ancient Arabia, otherwise known as realm 8.4.

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.

Diarrhea that implodes after exiting the butthole, generating the most disgusting black hole known to mankind.