Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)
Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler
by Jezus2.0 September 09, 2006
To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
by John Q Moron May 05, 2004
A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).
by TheMysteriousCharmer April 18, 2016
A way of Torture where a sharpen sick is stabbed through a person and that person is hoisted up or a blunt wooden pole or stake is shoved up someones rectum and the victim is hoisted up, painfully slow death. Made famous by Vlad the impaler.
by Skunto October 14, 2018
by mlqrt February 25, 2017
To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.
To stab with a large object.
To stab with a large object.
Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"
Rochelle got impaled by J last night!
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"
Rochelle got impaled by J last night!
by CJRealtalk May 06, 2015