I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!

Person 1: Immaculate conception is weird
Person 2: Yeah no shit
Person 1: I think you mean no penis haha get it
Person 2: Good one

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!

Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."