1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Immaculate Heart is becoming one of the best high schools in the city even though SOME (mean) girls from more expensive schools (you know who I'm talking about) continue to criticize. Those girls are just repeating the mantras of their social striving-climbing parents who are insecure about who they are.
More and more super smart, nice girls from good families are choosing this school.
They are getting into top colleges and graduating at the top of their classes. (Last year: Williams--top student=Immaculate Heart grad).
They will be the leaders of tomorrow because they don't assume they are better than everyone else.