"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"
(dies in class)
(dies in class)
by NYC213 August 24, 2015
A figment of the imagination usually made up by little kids who dont have many friends or have a hard childhood life. Or by some insecure teenagers who have to pretend they have friends to impress people. Also made up by insecure friendless adults who pretend like they go out with someone when its all imaginary and made up in thier head.
Sal pretended to have a friend to impress people. People ended up finding out the imaginary friend was a lie and just an act of compensation to make up for his dull life.
by Sal's imaginary friend Bob December 27, 2007
a person you meet once in your lifetime when on vacation, but when the vacation is over you continue to keep in constant contact with each other via text, facebook, e-mail, post, phone calls, or all of the above.
Kyle: Who are you always texting dude?
John: My imaginary friend Julia.
Kyle: You mean that girl we met in Nebraska two summers ago?
John: Yeah, same one.
John: My imaginary friend Julia.
Kyle: You mean that girl we met in Nebraska two summers ago?
John: Yeah, same one.
by TexasTiger August 10, 2011
A friend that only appears to you and you only, you can play around with the friend but sex is not possible.
by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 06, 2019
>The square root of a negative number.
>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.
>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.
by Adrian Roworth October 08, 2004
by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005
"why's your bed all wet?"
"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"
"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"
"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"
"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"
by Arby2013 October 17, 2009