A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
by Long June 08, 2005
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by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010
A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.
Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...
Person #2- Um, okay...
by BoB April 22, 2005
1) You might have one, two, or five of them. A few might be in trouble for raping an imaginary virgin or building an imaginary makeshift Meth lab.
2) An imaginary black guy
2) An imaginary black guy
Hal-Your imaginary brother is in trouble.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.
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