A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
by Long June 08, 2005
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A term coined by the host of the podcast TBTL, Luke Burbank, describing podcasting.
Luke: That was a great bit of imaginary radio.
by A Ten October 05, 2009
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a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.
i wish i could see my imaginary friend
by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010
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A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.
Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...
by BoB April 22, 2005
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1) You might have one, two, or five of them. A few might be in trouble for raping an imaginary virgin or building an imaginary makeshift Meth lab.
2) An imaginary black guy
Hal-Your imaginary brother is in trouble.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2017
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Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends
Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.
by Violentpacifest February 17, 2011
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A person who's forced themselves into believing they are more important than they actually are.
That guy thinks he can make a difference, but he's just an imaginary fighter
by Come on, road February 03, 2018
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