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A telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order.
Person 1: Did you know the iPhone is a telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order? More like, IlluminatiPhone.

Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
by Shombray5000 September 19, 2014
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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