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The kind of person who focuses solely on fear against 'the illuminati' and/or the elite, blaming them for any and everything that goes wrong in society, popular culture, and/or their own personal lives.
The Illumifag can be considered a type of dronefag, due to the fact that they believe pretty much any and everything alternative media says about 'the illuminati' and/or the elite, including the crack-pot half-baked theories that hold absolutely no weight; even though the Illumifag(s) claim they are 'more awake' than the dronefag, they are indeed another layer of dronefag
Basically, those who claim they're 'awake' and 'are fighting against the illuminati and/or the elite', yet, are giving all their energy to 'the illuminati' and/or the elite.
The Illumifag can be considered a type of dronefag, due to the fact that they believe pretty much any and everything alternative media says about 'the illuminati' and/or the elite, including the crack-pot half-baked theories that hold absolutely no weight; even though the Illumifag(s) claim they are 'more awake' than the dronefag, they are indeed another layer of dronefag
Basically, those who claim they're 'awake' and 'are fighting against the illuminati and/or the elite', yet, are giving all their energy to 'the illuminati' and/or the elite.
You're all being Illumifags.
That Daniel Joebob guy on facebook is really being an Illumifag.
"It was the illuminati that killed him! It was their numerology! The number 11!" the Illumifag yelled, "All part of the elite's plan!"
That Daniel Joebob guy on facebook is really being an Illumifag.
"It was the illuminati that killed him! It was their numerology! The number 11!" the Illumifag yelled, "All part of the elite's plan!"
by Kellimus Maximus December 02, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011