A redneck filled town in Illinois. The life is sucked out of just about everything within a 50 mile radius of this godforsaken trash dump. Only anout .7% of the kids that grow up here make it out, while the other 99.3% stay and find a lovely trailer where they will settle down with their brother or sister and start a family, thus continuing the cycle of inbreeding. The highschool sports are terrible, but all of the hicks love to mingle at the football games. If you get caught saying anything negative about New Berlin sports you better believe an angry mob of hillbillys will hunt you down and force-feed you oversalted pretzels. Most of the townspeoploe are illiterate, so this would not be a wise place to raise your children. If you ever find yourself nearing this neck of the woods turn around and drive away as fast as you can...before it's too late.

This is sometimes considered a vulgar term so use with caution.

A place where residents pride themselves on their "tolerance" of everyone. Filled with many pseudo-hippies, Oak Park people are a pain in the ass to deal with. Oak Park pastimes include: pretending to be original, being elitists, hugging trees, incorrectly thinking they can change the world by holding peace vigils (yes, they actually hold peace vigils),pretending to like folk music, pretending to be political scientists, and being condescending assholes to all those who don't share in their communist beliefs. In short, if I had to live in Oak Park, I would take a gun, put it to my head, and pull the trigger.

An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

see favoritism