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Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.
Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.
by RabidWimp December 04, 2008
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
by Narddog February 16, 2015
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