The kind of guy who constantly gets his name misspelled, he cared at first but then just gave up and accepted it. He is often gets called Mrs. when he's at the doctor because his name sounds feminine, again, he cared at first, now he just doesn't give a feck. His sense of humour might me sickening to others, but people who have the same type will most likely enjoy his company. He cares for others, sometimes to much for his own good. He has a big fear of rejection and often sits at home playing Minecraft all day, hoping that one day his life is gonna go full on 180°, but it's not gonna. All in all a nice guy, a little depressed at times, but a good joke can cheer him up a little.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Ilja is soooooo cool and he gets all the girls.
He has big PP and cool style!

People named Ilja are definetily unbelievably smart, cool, awesome and have a great sense of humor. They tend to be great friends and fangirls, and they are also extremely handsome and sexy and all of the guys will instantly fall for the hotness of Ilja. If you know anyone whose name is Ilja, you are really lucky and blessed. Everything Ilja touches will change into pure awesomeness.

People named Ilja are very smart and tend to have a small penis. I know from experience