someone who is very zen, in touch with himself, and channels his inner being to perfection. Never in a rush, always laidback, cool and calm. but that doesn't mean he won't be a wise-ass and slick when needed. Charmer with the people and very well-educated.
He is so Ilija
by roswell22 February 05, 2010
Ilijas are mostly the cleverest guys in your town. They are very kind to all and you wont regret to be around them. If you have any problems , Ilijas are the best persons to talk to. They are never in rush and always laidback. Very tall guys which look hot as f*ck. They always have a goal and try to reach it. If an Ilija asks you out you must say yes because they never cheat on you and are the best guys to be in a relationship with. They are selfconfident and zen. They can be pretty wise-ass because of them knowleg and way of thinking. Ilijas can be pretty funny, they also can be serious if needed. They are pretty crazy so you will have a fun time with them. They are one of the loyal kind of people but if you lie to them or something similar they can get pretty sad dissapointed of you. Treat them like they are the only important person and suprise them by taking them out. A good example for the summer is to go out to a hill, get a picnic blanket and watch the stars in the skys. They are pretty good to relax, have sex and vibe. They want to hook up so don`t play games on them. If an Ilija gets into ypur life feel like you got a present from destiny
by Your narrator November 24, 2020
Tall ASS eastern European kid who hates short people. Wants to ask to prom the NHS president, but does not have the balls to.
by The Short Indian Kid March 01, 2009
This is where you plant seeds in your mind to miss the next day of school, once planted you cannot attend school the next day.
Cameron had a serious case of Ilija Syndrome last night, there was not a chance he could wake up in the morning
by helloyeah May 12, 2016
a typical serbian manuever. you act like a hooligan and tell the girl what a dumpster she is, maybe adding a "don't flatter yourself baby", basically putting the girl in place before you put it in her place. this is usually followed by an dirty aunt jemima or an angry fireman
Phillip: Wow, that girl just ran out of here crying, what happened.
Chris: oh its no big deal she just got a little out of hand so she had to get the dirty ilija.
Graig: Yea, but the aunt jemima to follow might have been a little much.
Chris: oh its no big deal she just got a little out of hand so she had to get the dirty ilija.
Graig: Yea, but the aunt jemima to follow might have been a little much.
by chucktown November 11, 2006
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