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The title of a track from Britney Spears' latest album, "Circus," and an oronym for "F-U-C-K me."
"Oh baby baby, if you seek Amy tonight, oh baby baby, we'll do whatever you like."
by bostongirl88 November 18, 2008
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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'Un'abbreviation for F.U.C.K Me. It's the name of a song by Britney Spears and it has the same meaning for very informal 'f*ck me'.
I know I'm a star and everybody wants to if you seek Amy!
by Nangerous November 07, 2008
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Phrase popularized by Britney Spears, though used in clubs before that. Pronounced phonetically it spells
F-U-C-K ME
Oh baby baby If You Seek Amy tonight
by AislinLovell December 14, 2008
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A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns
I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited
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v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me

Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"

quick kiddies cover your ears!
by ae123456 January 27, 2009
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If you seek amy, if broken down, sound's like F.U.C.K ME.
If=F You=U SEE=C K AMY= K ME
"All the boys and all the girls are begging, to if you seek amy"
-Britney Spears "If You Seek Amy"
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