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A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.
by Grant to the B February 20, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A voluntary tax that is quite popular, usually used for education. The Idiot Tax may be paid in $1, $2, $5 or $10 increments but combinations are possible. The greater the idiot one is, the greater the tax one pays. Idiot Tax receipts can be scratch-off or have a combination of numbers. Also known as the lottery.
by Grand Admiral Thrawn December 30, 2004
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Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax
by ___effe February 08, 2018
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A self-imposed tax that frequently occurs following the consumption of copious amount of alcohol. Typically levied by way of penalties, fines, additional costs for replacement travel and the like.
I hear you missed your flight because you were piss drunk.
Yeah. The Idiot Tax on that one was pretty high. The replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !
Yeah. The Idiot Tax on that one was pretty high. The replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !
by Barr Man June 05, 2009