by MinistryOfDEW November 08, 2019
A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.
It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.
Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.
Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
by dalb0z July 01, 2010
A 4v1 game where there are 4 survivors and 1 hunter where the hunter is supposed to chase the survivors who are trying to escape but in actuality a lot of the time the survivors are the actual hunters (prospector, forward, enchantress and the other harasser type characters etc).
Also a game where "Thank You" translates to "Fuck You" 90% of the time (it's mostly used sarcastically).
Also a game where "Thank You" translates to "Fuck You" 90% of the time (it's mostly used sarcastically).
You know you've played Identity V too much when you second guess people's intentions for a split second when they say Thank You.
by AliexViruz July 10, 2021
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Herbert: Dude, did you hear that Mary gave a snowblower to that guy at the party last night?
Daniel: No man, that wasn't Mary... it's a case of miskanken identity
Daniel: No man, that wasn't Mary... it's a case of miskanken identity
by DROCK101 January 24, 2009
The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.
Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.
by Jario777 February 03, 2011
An identity that one chooses that explains who they are sexually attracted to. Examples: Gay, Straight, Asexual, Bisexual, Pansexual, ect...
1: Hey What's Your Sexual Identity?
2: Umm.. I would most Identify with the sexuality Bisexual
1: Oh so that means you can be sexually attracted to the genders Male or Female
2: Yeah!
2: Umm.. I would most Identify with the sexuality Bisexual
1: Oh so that means you can be sexually attracted to the genders Male or Female
2: Yeah!
by smartgirl June 18, 2014

