The ideal woman, she is perfect. There is nobody in the world who compares to her. You stare at her in math class and you know that she must be yours. Typically a short asian girl. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has the most adorable laugh, and she has the prettiest eyes. She makes you smile when all you wanna do is cry. She is perfect, in every way possible. She is the one for you.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.