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There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.
by Juggalo17 February 10, 2007
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by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.
by defonezers February 21, 2007
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n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!
man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
by Bexxx June 02, 2004
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1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
by Popeye1921 May 13, 2015
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n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.
by Narmenel January 22, 2009
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Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.
My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.
by UncleShags July 03, 2006