n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!
man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
by Bexxx June 02, 2004
1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
by Popeye1921 May 13, 2015
by xxexplosivoxx June 09, 2003
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by Midwest Gal June 28, 2020
When an immortal is thrown into a fridge and cannot escape. Left to only be able to fap and play on their phone.
by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 17, 2016
n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.
by Narmenel January 22, 2009

