n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!

man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
by Bexxx June 02, 2004
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1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
by Popeye1921 May 13, 2015
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A phrase that has never ever been used by iceman or anyone else who can make ice.
"Icey Dicey!"--never said by anyone especially not Iceman. Ever. Not Once. Braaaaah.
by xxexplosivoxx June 09, 2003
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Taking a Dump in a cold body of water, whilst fully submerged.
"Hey man, I had the most therapeutic Icey Bidet whilst out at Abraham Lake." - Josh R.
by Dat_kiwi September 20, 2019
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Midwest term for a Kool-aid Frozen cup.
Also known as Ice cup or Lilly Dilly.
I went to the candy lady to buy an icey cup.
by Midwest Gal June 28, 2020
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When an immortal is thrown into a fridge and cannot escape. Left to only be able to fap and play on their phone.
Gary was forever trapped in his icey eternity.
by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 17, 2016
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n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.
Instead of giving her a Golden Shower, he decided to make her an Icey Mike for when he was away.
by Narmenel January 22, 2009
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