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An Ian is an extremely special person. Yes he's intelligent, witty, sarcastic, sweet and funny. He IS many, many things. He says exactly what he thinks and feels exactly when he wants to. Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 9 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. He's addictive like chocolate ~ with you always wanting more. An Ian is a very detail oriented person, he notices everything. Armed with his thoughts and a good sized vocabulary women are sure to get moist when speaks. Ian's are very sexual and arouse easily. They crave deep intense sexual interaction with mainly dark haired women. Ian's have very, very thick cocks and there is huge debate whether carpets and curtains match, but Ian's brush it off and say "yo are color blind". Ian's always brighten your day and if you have one in your life... ( kind of like a leprechaun) don't ever let him go.
I love my Ian!
by S. McHamilton October 12, 2014
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Ian; the guy that can make you laugh even when you don't want to smile. Ian's are often very trustworthy & funny. he makes your heart stop when you make eye contact with him & he's very committed when he's in a relationship. He may be clingy but it's only because he cares. He's very easy to talk to & he's an amazing boyfriend.

Love you, Ian<3.
Person 1: omg, her boyfriend is sooo sweet & caring.

Person 2: His name must be Ian.
by hey guise. February 20, 2013
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A smart, cute, funny boy who can make any one smile. Exspecially the love of his life, he loves her to death. His sweetness is memorible and his smile is impeccable. His laugh is memorizing. You fall in love with his personality instantly. You will never forget him, as hard as you try.
Ian gives me a lady boner.
by Hellojoyceeee July 12, 2014
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Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.
Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him?

Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome!
by MTL1337 April 25, 2010
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Ian's are lovable and sweet and always can make you laugh. They may have a hard time defending themselves but they will always defend you. Take care of and love an Ian you don't want to lose him.
He is soo sweet and loving he must be an Ian.
by brookec December 11, 2017
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