A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
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That new browser from Google is going to own IE...if only the CHROME-IAN "sad-tabs" would go away!
by The Online Mint September 05, 2008
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The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.
Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!
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He’s big. His name is Ian
Me: Yo Ian make a rap

Ian: My names big Ian I don’t know why but I’m not gonna cry.

Also Ian: I have a flashlight and it is so bright, hit me up and I will fight you ya little poo.
by Ianhater1234567891011 August 12, 2021
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a guy who is the most amazing person you will ever meet you will fall deeply in love with this guy
Oh i love samuel ian ford
by he's.mine.bitch November 26, 2016
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